So I’m going upstairs [to meet him], I knock on the door, his bodyguard opens and says, ‘OK, he’s waiting to meet you.’ I walk in and [Michael’s] in this spinning chair, but it’s facing backwards, so I walk in the room, but his back is turned, and the guard says, ‘Hey, Mike, Akon’s here.’ So he spins around, like it was choreographed — so right away I was like, ‘Oh boy,